Watch Your Smile Not a Damn Thing Funny

Ok, let's start by clarifying things a bit shall we?

What exactly are you looking for?

Is it funny smile quotes, i.e quotes about smiles that are funny?

Or is it quotes to make you smile?

Oooor is it quotes about reasons to smile & why you should be smiling?

Well, it doesn't really matter. This article has it all!

Funny Smile Quotes

In this first part, you will find quotes about smile, but only the one that are funny and will make you smile.

And if they're not funny enough for you, simply scroll down to the next part where you'll find really funny quotes designed to make you smile!

Here are the best funny smile quotes:

1. "Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles." – George Eliot

2. The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.

   William Shakespeare

3. "A smile confuses an approaching frown."
4. "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." – Phyllis Diller
5. "Smile, it's free therapy." – Douglas Horton

1. "If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow."

2. People with dimple have a divine role in this universe: smile!

   Author Unknown

3. "It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown."
4. "Smile… it will either warm their heart or piss them off… either way you win."

"Smile… it will either warm their heart or piss them off… either way you win."
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1. "Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available." – James M. Beggs
2. "Wear a smile – one size fits all."

One size does fit all, and the proof is that babies smile all the time , and smiles look good on them too! In fact a baby's smile is literally one of the cutest thing in the world, and while you as an adult will never reach that level of cuteness, you can get really close by smiling. So, smile more!

12. "You're never fully dressed without a smile." – Martin Charnin
13. "The living should smile, for the dead cannot." – George R.R. Martin

12. "Smile – sunshine is good for your teeth."

13. Smile, it increases your face value.

    Robert Harling

14. "The shortest distance between two people is a smile."

12. "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." – W. C. Fields

13. Smile…it makes people wonder what you're up to.

    Jill Shalvis

14. "If you're reading this… Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is." – Chad Sugg
15. "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." – Robert Bloch

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." – Robert Bloch
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12. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

    Author Unknown

13. "Smile at a stranger. See what happens."

14. People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

    Milton A. Lee

15. "So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
16. "If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile."

These 25 smile quotes all have a funny side to them, and they all make good reasons to smile every day!

Send them to your friends to get them to smile when they read it, and as a reminder to smile more often. Or use it as your next Instagram caption on your smiling selfie !

Quotes to Make You Smile

While all the quotes above were funny, they were all quotes about "smiles".

Now if you're looking specifically at quotes to make you smile, these didn't exactly achieve that goal.

But don't worry though; I've got some up my sleeve!

Whether you're feeling a bit down and looking for quotes that will make you smile, or searching the web for some funny quotes to make people smile, that you'll send to your friends & family, this section has exactly what you need!

Oh and if you're looking for quotes to make her smile, I've also got you covered: check out this compilation of 63 cute smile quotes for her .

You'll find below a compilation of the best funny quotes to make you smile:

26. "You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying 'I just find it funny how' because there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny."

27. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn't even listening.

    Author Unknown

28. "I already know I'm going to hell.. at this point it's really go big or go home."
29. "The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." – Al McGuire

26. "Once you let motherf*ckers slide, they start to think they can ice skate."

"Once you let motherf*ckers slide, they start to think they can ice skate."
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26. "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." – Steven Wright
27. "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." – Norman Wisdom
28. "The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion." – Fred Allen

29. You're only as good as your last haircut.

    Fran Lebowitz

30. "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."– A. A. Milne
31. "When people tell me: "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver."

26. "What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS? 'Great job, you missed the bloody exit you f**king disgrace.'"

Ok this is literally one of the best make me smile quotes!

26. Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.

    Author Unknown

27. "I told you I'll be ready in 5 minutes; stop calling me every half hour!"
28. "As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." – Buddy Hackett

29. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    Abraham Lincoln

30. "I almost gave a fuck, scared the shit out of myself."
31. "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!" – Billy Connolly

32. I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.

    Arthur C. Clarke

33. "I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday."

I hope these "make you smile quotes" made you & your friends smile, they sure as hell did make me smile!

Ok now if none of these quotes made you smile, I'm sorry but I don't know what else to do.

Hmmm ok one more try; watch the Youtube video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGj5EffwnDg

These funny quotes to make people smile work like a charm when you read them, but what about if you need reasons to smile on the long-term, on a daily basis?

Well, you'll find some reasons in the next part below!

Need Quotes to Make Someone Smile? Here Are 10 Reasons to Smile

On this part about quotes to make someone smile, I'll give you actual reasons to explain why you should be smiling more, to motivate you (or someone you know) to smile more in life. Because remember, you need to keep smiling !

These reasons to smile quotes are meant to make you understand how important it is to smile, and maybe they will act as the small reminder you needed to have a more positive outlook on life.

Here are 10 quotes to make someone smile (on a daily basis):

46. "Nothing you wear is more important than your smile." – Connie Stevens

47. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.

    Author Unknown

48. "Smiles are free but they are worth a lot."
49. "Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life." – Yoko Ono

46. "Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you." – Les Brown
47. "Smile, smile, smile at your mind as often as possible. Your smiling will considerably reduce your mind's tearing tension." – Sri Chinmoy

Smiling as often as possible is a good solution to be happier in life; it will trick your brain in thinking you're actually happy. See more quotes about faking a smile here: 53 Fake Smile Quotes

46. "Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart." – Anthony J. D'Angelo
47. "Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you." – Peace Pilgrim

46. "Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy." – Thich Nhat Hanh

47. Smile, happiness looks gorgeous on you.

    Author Unknown

48. "Smiling leads to success." – Sonja Lyubomirsky

Aaaand there you have them all, the 56 best funny smile quotes! I hope you enjoyed reading them, and that you found what you were looking for in this post.

My personal favorite is quote #36 about Gordon Ramsay, it just cracked me up 😀

What was your favorite quote of them all? Let me know in the comments below and tell me why you loved it!

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